
2nd Surf Trip
Witch's Rock Surf Camp
Tamarindo, Costa Rica
March 2025
Hola,
Me llamo Parker. I’m a surfer, creator, and teacher based in Central Illinois—a place completely surrounded by land, far from any ocean.
Surfing is my escape—my "fuck off, don’t bother me” time. It’s how I like to move my body, recharge my soul, connect with nature, feel invincible, and get humbled—all at the same time.
This website helps me share my stoke for surfing, even when I can’t paddle out.
Pura Vida,
Technically... NO... But living in Urbana, IL, I am about as far from saltwater as a surfer can get. But how landlocked am I really? I built this map to find out.
It’s a running list of the most wave-deprived cities in the continental U.S.—not just far from oceans or the Great Lakes, but from any "meaningful" water people use to recreate. No beaches. No boats. No bonfires by the lake.
Think I got it wrong? AWESOME! Tell me.
Let’s argue about geography, recreation, and what counts as a “major body of water.” I've spent way too many hours watching geography-related content on YouTube over the years. Step into my mojo-dojo-casa-house, this is how I geek out!